CUSTOM ... Never Scored Gravestone Patch

World Famous Original

This is how you'll end up if you don't make some changes in your life. 

Custom "He/she/they Never Scored" Gravestones to remind you of your grim future. 

Also available as a blank headstone with whatever you want. 

- Put your custom request in the notes. 
- Try to limit your characters to just about the same amount as the "Monsters Outside" example.  2 lines about 8-9 characters (including spaces) each. 

4" x 5" Felt Sew-on patch. 


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