Frequent Meltdown Card



Before punching someone in their shitty little face, punch this card. Have a meltdown. Freak out. It's fine. Get it out so you can get over it. Now take a deep breath.

Is this patronizing? Yeah kind of, but you just lost your shit & you have this card because it's not the first time. So take that deep breath. Life goes on no matter what. Plus, you're one step closer to that free 10th meltdown.

Carry this around yourself or give these out as needed! A tiny reminder to stay calm, and if you can't, at least find some humor in a stressful situation.

Exclusive "black card" edition. Litho print on standard 3 3/8" x 2 1/8", 30mil (0.76mm) plastic, similar to a credit card.

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COVID-19 Shipping Info 

There is currently delays from all major carriers.  USPS and UPS are overwhelmed, even domestically, with volume and new social distancing / sanitation measures. Please be aware that normal delivery standards do not currently apply!

Big one to note: INTERNATIONAL orders (outside the US and Canada) are currently made at the buyer's own risk as far as timing goes, due to individual countries' restrictions on imports at this time as well as severely minimized air travel around the world. We ship them out but cannot guarantee any timing - delays of over a month have been reported to certain locations. The best way to avoid this is to inform yourself about your country's current policies on parcels coming from abroad before ordering. Here's the USPS' current page on International service disruptions:

Thanks for you understanding, stay safe. - Ben