Of course I'm not talking about YOU GUYS. I'm talking about THOSE customers. You know them.
This is sort of a Mallrats / Vonnegut mash up. It's tiny ( 3/4 of an inch) and it's shiny black nickel with black hard enamel, so it's barely noticeable. I wouldn't wear it to work unless you're brave though. Maybe you could be like "the customer is always a flower" ... but everyone knows that's not a flower.